Pig Trotters Vs Elephant Leg

I had an "arguement" with my family whether my right foot looked more like a Pig Trotter or Elephant Leg, so what do you think?

Baddie Robinhood teased that he tot my leg looked sexy with the stocking (ankle guard) when he saw my display pic of my MSN. Kok his head - "Ouch!!!" hehee...

I can now walk around better but still limping with this swollen foot of mine, wonder when will I fully recover? Days without cold drinks during the hot weather is super terrible :(